Gross Body Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Linda Bozzo

Gross Body Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Linda Bozzo

Author:Linda Bozzo [Bozzo, Linda]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4645-0317-7
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
Published: 2011-09-15T00:00:00+00:00


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Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Tuba.

Tuba who?

Tuba toothpaste

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Phil flosses fast and furious.

* * *

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Dish.

Dish who?

Dish is your dentist, open up!

* * *

An elderly man called Keith

mislaid his false set of teeth.

They’d been laid on a chair,

he’d forgot they were there,

sat down and was bitten beneath!

* * *

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

* * *

What is the best thing to put in a sandwich?

Your teeth!



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